Are the Heights still Wuthering? Has the Native returned yet? Do you know how Barbara Ehrenreich feels about Walmart?
If your answers to these questions embarrass you, do not fret - just keep reading! Reliance on an inferior substitute such as the dreaded Sparknotes will cause you days, perhaps weeks, possibly years, of regret.
Sleep the sleep of the just. Reading the books is good for your soul, not to mention your gray matter.
Four more days!
Ms. Seward
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