Mrs. Seward will not be joining you tomorrow. D: If you ever want to see her again, write a 6 page essay on why Mrs. Seward is so awesome. And maybe JUST MAYBE, she will rejoin you in one piece...key word "MAYBE ONE PIECE." Turn in your essays at the end of class and go live life: greet a hobo, attack a squirrel, get on a plane to the capitol, abduct the president and ask for a really large ransom. This is what life is all about, possibilities. Turn in the ransom essays and I will return you're beloved teacher
-The Beached Whale
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